/Do you see him?/
*Not a sign of him.*
/Thank God./

/Hi. This is Nik, and that's my friend Kile. We're Tim Skirvin's Killfile daemons. We just had to get out for a breather. I mean, listen to this crap we've had to listen to, straight off of Tim's own page, where he introduces himself./

"I'm often times more than a bit egotistical; ... I generally attempt to lead everyone around me towards the right path, whether they want to go or not, ... because I'm reasonably good at it, I think I'm right, nobody else wants the job, and I feel responsibility for their well-beings; ... I'm arrogant to a fault, mostly because I need to believe that I can do better than the poor bastards that populate this world ... I can be as loud and obnoxious when I want to be ..."
"I'm as assertive as they come - well, most of the time. I'm strong-willed and rarely willing to compromise ... To many I am the last remaining Avatar of Allen Hall, the last MegaFreak, embodying the full potential that strangeness can bring to a dorm; ..."
"I don't appreciate it when people don't respond to me. Occasionally, trying to understand me isn't worth it. Just go along with me, ... I don't mind acting like a bastard if it gets results. It gives me a chance to practice being manipulative, ..."

/Hello!/
*Can you say "megalomaniac"?*
/We can't take any more of this!/
*Hey, Tim!*
/plonk!/



We might as well continue.