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While there is very little that The Doctor takes seriously, one thing that he does take seriously is the Word of God. Under the direction of the Great Physician, The Doctor seeks to diagnose various ailments common to the youth community and provide a prescription from God's Word around the 1st and 15th of each month.
Some of you have asked to know a little more about The Doctor and his qualifications. Currently The Doctor is conducting a research project with the renowned biotechnologist Dr. Ima Fraud. Dr. Fraud is widely respected as a pioneer in the field of DNA manipulation. This research -while preliminary- is very encouraging.
For example, a laboratory mouse was exposed to a sample of basketball superstar Shaquille O'Neal's DNA in a recent clinical test. The mouse later went on to score 42 points and pull down 17 rebounds in an exhibition game against the Los Angeles Lakers.
In addition, we are pleased to say that The Doctor has also received the following degrees...
- Ph.D, Catatonic State University
- M.A., Connecticut School of Cranial Development
- B.O., Neuman Institute of Nasal Sensitivity
And now, we bring you this public service announcement in the interest of good spiritual health...
Don't
fall victim to 
Read Romans 12:2!
Thank you for waiting. The Doctor will see you now
The Doctor is not a real
doctor but he plays one on the Internet. E-Mail prescriptions are also
available on an individual basis.
Except as indicated, all Scriptural references taken from The
Living Bible, © 1971, Tyndale House Publishers Back
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